So, I was hired by UGO.com to cover E3 at the Staples Center in LA. They hired me because they knew I’d have a lot of fun with all the insanity there: the booth babes, the nerdy attendees, the overlit, overproduced shrines of consumism – all of it. They were right. I had way too much fun.

The thing about E3 is, you know it’s going to be a sensory overload. You know there are going to be chicks with their boobs out, dudes geeking out over new controllers, PR reps dying to hand you cards and flyers, and more sound and light than a human should ever be exposed to within a 48-hour period. So yeah, that was all there.

And luckily, I was there, too, to show you what you missed. So check out this video to see all the sights and sounds, and experience the impetus behind my career as a Convention Crasher.